Make up your mind to be happy.

More than 100 years ago, author Robert Louis Stevenson supposedly wrote the following tips for being happy.

1. Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things.
2. Make the best of your circumstances. No one has everything, and everyone has something of sorrow intermingled with gladness of life. The trick is to make the laughter outweigh the tears.
3. Don't take yourself too seriously. Don't think that somehow you should be protected from misfortune that befalls other people.
4. You can't please everybody. Don't let criticism worry you.
5. Don't let your neighbor set your standards. Be yourself.
6. Do the things you enjoy doing but stay out of debt.
7. Never borrow trouble. Imaginary things are harder to bear than real ones.
8. Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish jealousy, enmity, grudges. Avoid people who make you unhappy.
9. Have many interests. If you can't travel, read about new places.
10. Don't hold post-mortems. Don't spend your time brooding over sorrows or mistakes. Don't be one who never gets over things.
11. Do what you can for those less fortunate than yourself.
12. Keep busy at something. A busy person never has time to be unhappy.

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Set of 5 cute as cute can be little rag dolls. These dolls are approx. 8.5 inches tall and every one is different in some way. They have different faces and personalities. different dresses, shoes, socks, boots. Different hair colors too. They are very lovable. You get a random sellection of 5 different dolls.





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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say? 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   
   I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
      No crap, really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
       Now that's taking things a bit far!  
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
       What a guy!    
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
 'Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.  
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
 I can see where it might have that effect! 
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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
   Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
      Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
     They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
     He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
       Do they taste like chicken?
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    Local   High School Dropouts Cut in Half& ; ; ; ;nbs p; 
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
       Boy, are they tall!   
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And the winner is....  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead   
     Did I read that right? 
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! 

= thanks 4 this one Ray

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