Patrick Manning, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and
talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was
finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally Patrick Manning gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was
finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call
and feel free to call Trinidad anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Manning got
to call Trinidad free. The devil replied, "Since Manning became president of
Trinidad & Tobago the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local
call."
